DON’T order a cappuccino–or any drink with milk–after 11 AM.
DON’T walk and eat, nor take your coffee to-go.
DON’T eat proteins for breakfast, only sweet things.
DO have aperitivo before dinner and digestivo after dinner.
DO wait two hours after eating to swim.
DON’T put ice in your beverages.
DON’T put cheese on seafood.
DO order and eat antipasti, primi, secondi, then contorni–in that order.
DO take a passeggiata after lunch or dinner.
DO beware of peppers (peeled is preferable) and onions.
DON’T put your guard down around garlic. It’s a fickle friend.
DON’T talk about topics that might anger or create stress at the table, or you might suffer a blocco di stomaco (a.k.a. your digestion will slow down… or stop).
DON’T drive after a heavy meal. You might just fall asleep at the wheel (according to Italy’s official driving exam).